{"id":26316,"date":"2017-06-23T08:01:48","date_gmt":"2017-06-23T06:01:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/?p=26316"},"modified":"2017-06-21T22:10:43","modified_gmt":"2017-06-21T20:10:43","slug":"fnates-horna-irriterende-pappa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/2017\/06\/23\/fnates-horna-irriterende-pappa\/","title":{"rendered":"Fnates H\u00f6rna \u2013 Irriterende Pappa"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jeg skulle ut p\u00e5 jobb i dag. Til Fnatsterdam. Det har g\u00e5tt ille tidligere n\u00e5r Pappa har reist uten meg, s\u00e5 n\u00e5r Bestemor ringte i g\u00e5r kveld og spurte om jeg ikke kunne f\u00e5 fri og v\u00e6re hos henne\u2026 da sa Pappa nei. Greit nok, tenkte jeg. Jeg skal jo henge med gutta mye i sommer.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I dag ringte Bestemor igjen, og lurte p\u00e5 om jeg var sikker p\u00e5 at jeg ikke heller ville ta fri. Jeg var jo ikke s\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5 sikker. Pappa sa igjen nei for meg. Men da det var 15 minutter til flytoget og vi skulle dra, tok jeg kontroll.<\/p>\n

-Jeg vil til Bestemor! N\u00e5!<\/em>
\n-Har du blitt mildt tilbakest\u00e5ende? Vi skal til flytoget n\u00e5<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Men jeg stod p\u00e5 mitt. Pappa fikk en mindre hjernebl\u00f8dning, men kj\u00f8rte meg til Bestemor. Hun hadde nemlig kjeks og jeg liker kjeks. Veldig.<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 l\u00f8p Pappa for \u00e5 rekke flyet og s\u00e5nt.<\/p>\n

Det er da han begynner \u00e5 bli irriterende. Han begynte \u00e5 skrive meldinger om det jeg ikke gjorde. Ikke s\u00e5 mye tekst, men bare en p\u00e5minning og hva jeg IKKE drev med:<\/p>\n

\"\"Nei, jeg drakk ikke brus p\u00e5 OSL kantina sammen med Pappa. Det stemmer det. <\/em><\/p>\n

Til \u00e5 begynne med tenkte jeg at det bare var en p\u00e5minnelse om at jeg hadde ferie, og var noks\u00e5 glad.<\/p>\n

Men det gav seg ikke.<\/p>\n

\"\"Ja\u2026 jeg skj\u00f8nner at setet Pappa hadde booket til meg p\u00e5 KLM n\u00e5 stod tomt. 1E<\/em><\/p>\n

Fortsatt hadde jeg litt hum\u00f8r<\/p>\n

\"\"Jaaaaaaa. De hadde sjokoladepudding<\/em><\/p>\n

Jeg begynner \u00e5 taste og svare tilbake om at jeg forst\u00e5r at jeg ikke er der.<\/p>\n

\"\"Jeg har lyst p\u00e5 brus jeg \u00e5ss\u00e5. Makan<\/em><\/p>\n

N\u00e5 har Pappa sluttet \u00e5 v\u00e6re sjarmerende og har g\u00e5tt over til \u00e5 bare v\u00e6re sykt, sykt irriterende.<\/p>\n

\"\"Aaaargggghhhh\u2026 jammen jeg kjenner jo de p\u00e5 kantina. Jeg skulle sittet der og t\u00f8mt skapet for brus. <\/em><\/p>\n

-Pappa, du m\u00e5 kutte ut!!!<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"Det er ikke mulig\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

Kort sagt, s\u00e5 har jeg en ekstremt irriterende Pappa. EKSTREMT!!!<\/p>\n

Jeg vet ikke helt hva jeg skal gj\u00f8re, men inntil videre har jeg blokkert han p\u00e5 sosiale medier.<\/p>\n

\n

Likte du Fnates betraktninger? F\u00e5 med deg de andre historiene han har skrevet. Du finner dem alle sammen p\u00e5 denne linken<\/a>.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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