{"id":26242,"date":"2017-06-16T09:11:53","date_gmt":"2017-06-16T07:11:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/?p=26242"},"modified":"2017-06-16T09:10:28","modified_gmt":"2017-06-16T07:10:28","slug":"fnates-horna-cash-is-king","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/2017\/06\/16\/fnates-horna-cash-is-king\/","title":{"rendered":"Fnates H\u00f6rna \u2013 Cash is king"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Hallo Fnatmerater. Det er fredag, og jeg har v\u00e6rt hjemme i snart en uke. Ikke en hvilken som helst heller. F\u00f8rst en lang tur hjem fra Junaiten med Air Fransk. Helge koste seg veldig for han fikk s\u00e5nn 6-pack i kantina i Fnat Angeles.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-26248\" src=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/06\/20170608_144322-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1013\" height=\"1800\" \/>Lokalt heksebrygg.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Pappa pekte seg ut et mammaemne i kantina, s\u00e5 han var ogs\u00e5 forn\u00f8yd. Det forbaska mammaemenet forfulgte oss hele veien til Paris. Men da vi i tillegg delte personlig assistent i Paris var det nok. S\u00e5 vi gjorde et lite oppr\u00f8r. Pappa ble oppr\u00f8rt og det irriterende, jentelusfulle mennesket forsvant.<\/p>\n<p>Skal innr\u00f8mme at vi tvilte litt p\u00e5 om vi hadde gjort rett i \u00e5 jage henne bort, siden vi s\u00e5 henne igjen p\u00e5 Graham Norton show samme kveld. Hun kunne jo kanskje gitt oss enda mer r\u00e5kkestjernebehandling. Men Pappa blir helt umulius av s\u00e5nne, s\u00e5 det var til det beste.<\/p>\n<p>Uansett var vi sure allerede. Siste dagen i Fnat Angeles kom Pappa slepende med l\u00f8nningspose til oss alle sammen. Vi skulle liksom dele det og vi hadde gledet oss. Vi s\u00e5 for oss en tung skinnpose som hang tungt i beltet. Vi hadde tross alt v\u00e6rt \u00abi viking\u00bb. Vi skulle hive myntene rundt oss og juble f\u00f8r vi l\u00f8p ned i baren og spanderte Julebrus p\u00e5 alle.<\/p>\n<p>Men s\u00e5 kom Pappa og hadde en konvolutt. En helt flat konvolutt. Vi ristet p\u00e5 den, og den skranglet ikke en gang. Det var papirlapper i den.<\/p>\n<p>Vi liker ikke papirlapper. Vi liker klingende mynt. Man kan aldri hvite hva man kan bruke papirlapper til. De er meningsl\u00f8se. Vi er vant med mynt. 1 mynt = 1 dings. For eksempel brus.<\/p>\n<p>Vi vet faktisk ikke hva vi skal gj\u00f8re med dem<\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-26244\" src=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/06\/20170612_164109.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1800\" height=\"1013\" \/>Vi trodde et \u00f8yeblikk at Helge hadde forst\u00e5tt hva man brukte s\u00e5kalte sedler til, da han begynte \u00e5 legge dem ut p\u00e5 gulvet. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>-\u00abLegger kabal. G\u00e5r opp hver gang. N\u00e5 skj\u00f8nner jeg hvorfor folk liker sedler\u00bb &#8211; sa Helge<\/p>\n<p>Da skj\u00f8nte vi at alt var tapt.<\/p>\n<p>Men n\u00e5r man lever med fyrer som Pappa m\u00e5 man egentlig regne med at ting g\u00e5r litt p\u00e5 tverke. Han er ikke spesielt lur, ikke sant?<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e5 vi gjorde oppr\u00f8r. Leverte tilbake alle sedlene (til Helges store protester) og krevde at Pappa kj\u00f8pte is isteden.<\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-26247\" src=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2017\/06\/20170614_195447.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1800\" height=\"1013\" \/>Ben &amp; Jerrys med fudge brownie er spesielt bra og kurrerer gruff<\/em><\/p>\n<p>N\u00e5 er det uansett ikke mer enn ganske n\u00f8yaktig 2 uker til vi skal p\u00e5 gruppereise til Madrid. Helge skal ha brennvinseminar og alt blir bra.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e5 egentlig er det bare \u00e5 holde ut\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Og satse p\u00e5 at Pappa booker plass til oss p\u00e5 campen i Yellowstone i h\u00f8st ogs\u00e5. Der har de sjokoladedekte jordb\u00e6r og peis (headingbilde). Vi liker jordb\u00e6r, sjokolade og peis.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><em><strong>Likte du Fnates betraktninger? F\u00e5 med deg de andre historiene han har skrevet. Du finner dem alle sammen p\u00e5 <a href=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/category\/fnate\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">denne linken<\/a>.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hallo Fnatmerater. Det er fredag, og jeg har v\u00e6rt hjemme i snart en uke. Ikke en hvilken som helst heller. F\u00f8rst en lang tur hjem fra Junaiten med Air Fransk. Helge koste seg veldig for han fikk s\u00e5nn 6-pack i kantina i Fnat Angeles. Lokalt heksebrygg. 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