{"id":25791,"date":"2017-05-19T08:15:21","date_gmt":"2017-05-19T06:15:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/?p=25791"},"modified":"2017-05-17T01:45:53","modified_gmt":"2017-05-16T23:45:53","slug":"fnates-horna-who-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/2017\/05\/19\/fnates-horna-who-says\/","title":{"rendered":"Fnates H\u00f6rna \u2013 Who says\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201d\u2026Plan a trip to Japan alone\u2026 Doesn\u2019t matter if I even go\u2026\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jeg har f\u00e5tt ny favorittl\u00e5t. Synger p\u00e5 den hele dagen, selv om jeg ikke er helt sikker p\u00e5 hva jeg skal med en stor stein. Det er egentlig en som heter Jon Major som synger den, og han har veldig lyst p\u00e5 stein.<\/p>\n

Han kan f\u00e5 steinen hvis jeg f\u00e5r turen til Japan.<\/p>\n

Jeg har v\u00e6rt grounded i 7 uker. 7 UKER!!!!<\/p>\n

Ok, s\u00e5 har jeg v\u00e6rt p\u00e5 en familietur, men det er ikke det samme. Det er mange \u00e5r siden jeg har v\u00e6rt grounded s\u00e5 lenge. Jeg f\u00f8ler meg som en l\u00f8ve i bur. Som en fnat i et rom\u2026 uten minibar.<\/p>\n

Det er grusomt. Eller, det HAR v\u00e6rt grusomt.<\/p>\n

I dag sa vi nemlig hadde til Mamma igjen. \u2013 \u201dHaddeeeeeeee<\/em>\u201d \u2013 sa jeg og fors\u00f8kte \u00e5 l\u00e5te trist. Nitrist. Men egentlig tenkte jeg bare at en Fnat m\u00e5 gj\u00f8re det en Fnat m\u00e5 gj\u00f8re.<\/p>\n

Jeg vil sitte oppe over skyene. Drikke brus og spise sjokolade.<\/p>\n

Og n\u00e5 for tiden gj\u00f8r jeg det hos Fnathansa. Det tar de meg p\u00e5 alvor og gir meg noen rader alene.<\/p>\n

\"\"Noe privatliv m\u00e5 man faktisk ha. Derfor booker vi hele rader hos Fnathansa. <\/em><\/p>\n

Man har gjerne ogs\u00e5 en buffer-rad inn imot almuen. Jeg er ikke noe stor fan av almuer, men det kan v\u00e6re spennende \u00e5 myse bakover mellom seteradene.<\/p>\n

\"\"Det er faktisk folk bak der. Har sittet der en gang. <\/em><\/p>\n

Min jobb er som sagt \u00e5 t\u00f8mme minibaren og hoppe i senga. Er vi p\u00e5 familietur hopper jeg fremdeles i senga, men m\u00e5 dele minibaren med Mamma. Sammen passer vi p\u00e5 at Pappa er p\u00e5 t\u00e5 hev hele tiden.<\/p>\n

Men det ER morsomst alene. Og n\u00e5 har det v\u00e6rt gruelig lenge siden. Hvorfor jeg skriver n\u00e5 er jo s\u00e5 klart for \u00e5 snakke om mitt nye favorittflyselskap \u2013 Fnathansa.<\/p>\n

Ikke bare f\u00e5r man mange seter for seg selv. Man f\u00e5r ogs\u00e5 pudding og sjokolade fra Papa Neuguniea.<\/p>\n

\"\"Puddingen rula gata. <\/em><\/p>\n

Og s\u00e5 kommer de med \u201den til deg, en til Pappa\u201d. De skj\u00f8nner s\u00e5nne som oss.<\/p>\n

\"\"Den ene er til Pappa. Han har hjernen opp ned. <\/em><\/p>\n

Om Mamma er med har de ogs\u00e5 en trillion servietter s\u00e5 vi kan spille hangman. Stort sett s\u00e5 flyr vi bare Lufthansa n\u00e5r vi er p\u00e5 tur om dagen. Selv om Mamma \u201daldri vil fly noe annet enn LATAM\u201d og\u00a0 jeg \u2026. egentlig det samme.<\/p>\n

Men det aller, aller beste er \u00e5 bare f\u00e5 dyna si og sparke tilbake. Legge seg rett ut og daffe hele veien frem.<\/p>\n

\"\"Ligger til hurtiglading<\/em><\/p>\n

Hvor mange steder er det du f\u00e5r full dyneputeservice p\u00e5 korte turer n\u00e5 om dagen?<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 enn s\u00e5 lenge er Fnathansa min favoritt.<\/p>\n

Om en dr\u00f8y uke skal vi ha gruppetest av Air Fransk (vi er en gruppe elefanter som skal teste samtidig), og f\u00f8r det skal vi muligens raide kantina til BA.<\/p>\n

Livet er et slit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Det er egentlig en som heter Jon Major som synger den, og han har veldig lyst p\u00e5 stein. …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":72,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,893],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-featured","category-fnate"],"yoast_head":"\nFnates H\u00f6rna \u2013 Who says\u2026 - FinalCall.travel Norge<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/2017\/05\/19\/fnates-horna-who-says\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Fnates H\u00f6rna \u2013 Who says\u2026 - FinalCall.travel Norge\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"\u201d\u2026Plan a trip to Japan alone\u2026 Doesn\u2019t matter if I even go\u2026\u201d Jeg har f\u00e5tt ny favorittl\u00e5t. 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