{"id":24071,"date":"2017-03-03T07:30:25","date_gmt":"2017-03-03T06:30:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/?p=24071"},"modified":"2017-03-01T21:55:39","modified_gmt":"2017-03-01T20:55:39","slug":"fnates-horna-geriljakakeforing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/2017\/03\/03\/fnates-horna-geriljakakeforing\/","title":{"rendered":"Fnates H\u00f6rna – Geriljakakef\u00f8ring"},"content":{"rendered":"

Noen har kanskje f\u00e5tt med seg at jeg r\u00f8yk p\u00e5 en kakesmell i British Airways kantina i forg\u00e5rs. For s\u00e5 vidt h\u00f8flig h\u00e5ndtert av BA. De var ikke ufine eller noe, og jeg fikk med meg et kakestykke.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Men det er uansett et faktum at jeg ikke f\u00e5r komme n\u00e6rmere sjokoladekakefatet i BA kantina enn 30 skritt p\u00e5 10 dager.<\/p>\n

En fullstendig urimelig beslutning. Saken var at jeg fors\u00f8kte \u00e5 bestemme meg for hvilket kakestykke jeg skulle ha, da flere voksne begynte \u00e5 flokke seg rundt. Etter en skarve halvtime begynte de \u00e5 kjefte og bli urimelige mot meg. S\u00e5 jeg ble \u2013 s\u00e5 klart \u2013 ogs\u00e5 bra sur. Det tar den tiden det tar \u00e5 pr\u00f8vesmake alle stykkene p\u00e5 et stort fat. Man vil jo ikke ta feil, ikke sant?<\/p>\n

Til slutt s\u00e5 gjorde de urimelige folkene oppr\u00f8r mot meg, og selv om jeg b\u00e5de fektet med armene og hoppet opp og ned ble jeg nedstemt og bortvist.<\/p>\n

Ekstremt urimelig<\/p>\n

\"FnatePappa satt for seg selv \u2013 langt unna \u2013 og gjorde ingenting. Man f\u00f8ler seg s\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5 alene.<\/em><\/p>\n

Men ja, de lastet opp et helt tilfeldig stykke til meg. Ikke ett av dem jeg hadde blinket ut som Topp 5. Jeg fors\u00f8kte protestere mot at de valgte akkurat det stykket, men ble sendt av g\u00e5rde.<\/p>\n

Pappa bare klappet meg p\u00e5 hodet og utviste minimal forst\u00e5else, og det gammelt ordtak slo ned som et jordb\u00e6r i vaniljesaus:<\/p>\n

Det ordner seg for snille Fnater. T\u00f8ffe Fnater, derimot, ordner seg sj\u00e6l. <\/strong><\/p>\n

S\u00e5 jeg har begynt \u00e5 arbeide p\u00e5 en m\u00e5te \u00e5 komme meg til kakefatet under neste ukes BA turer. Det blir \u00e5 p\u00f8nske ut noe, basert p\u00e5 kompisen min, Helge, sine s\u00e6rdeles utspekulerte vinraid,\"Helge<\/p>\n

Pappa fant aldri ut hvorfor vinglasset hans alltid var tomt n\u00e5r han fl\u00f8y A380 med Helge.<\/em><\/p>\n

Rett og slett en eller annen form for geriljataktikk. En taktikk som tar den urimelige majoritet helt p\u00e5 senga.<\/p>\n

Har heldigvis noen dager p\u00e5 meg.<\/p>\n

Fnate, Out<\/p>\n

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