{"id":21828,"date":"2016-11-30T13:28:04","date_gmt":"2016-11-30T12:28:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/?p=21828"},"modified":"2016-12-05T22:07:53","modified_gmt":"2016-12-05T21:07:53","slug":"del-1-onkel-reisende-pantz-sor-amerika","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/2016\/11\/30\/del-1-onkel-reisende-pantz-sor-amerika\/","title":{"rendered":"Del 1: Onkel Reisende Pantz i S\u00f8r-Amerika"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Bli med <em>Team Fnatstadbraathen<\/em> p\u00e5 rundreise i Paraguay, Colombia, Iguazu Falls og Sao Paulo i Brasil. Sjekk ut LATAM Airlines og British Airways. En god miks av Economy, Business og First class, sett igjennom uprofesjonelle \u00f8yne. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Da er det tid for Team Fnate \u00e5 reise p\u00e5 tur igjen. I og for seg ikke noe nytt, da vi er p\u00e5 tur nesten hele tiden. \u201dVi\u201d er alts\u00e5 Elefanten Fnate og Pappa. De fleste turene er jobb, og resultatene er litt random. Ikke jobben, i og for seg, men reisene generelt. Det vil ogs\u00e5 si at for dem som ikke har lest ett av reisebrevene v\u00e5re f\u00f8r, s\u00e5 er det i hvert fall ikke \u00e5 regne som en vanlig test eller omtale. Om du faktisk orker \u00e5 lese hele er helt en annen sak.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Elefanten Fnate\u2019s anmerkning: Pappa har f\u00e5tt l\u00e5ne kontoen min, men jeg skal passe p\u00e5 \u00e5 kommentere i bunnen n\u00e5r jeg er uenig. )<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Planen v\u00e5r i utgangspunktet var bare \u201dS\u00f8r Amerika\u201d. S\u00e5 det ble booket en tur\/retur Sao Paulo med British Airways. Litt pga en god pris. Mest p\u00e5 grunn av at de er de cooleste i gata p\u00e5 long haul, med mindre ruten flys med en Airbus A380 eller en 4-klassers Boeing 777.<\/p>\n<p>Denne gangen var det en 4-klassers 777. Hvorfor er det galt? Vel, \u201dalle\u201d business class seter er like hos BA og alle blir senger. S\u00e5 man lider jo ingen n\u00f8d. Men det er sykt digg \u00e5 sitte ved vindu, i sin egen lille kokong og samtidig ha tilgang til midtgang uten \u00e5 tr\u00e5kke p\u00e5 noen. Det g\u00e5r ikke i business p\u00e5 en 4-klassers 777. #tingmanikketrenger\u00e5vitemensommanplutseligvetallikevel<\/p>\n<p>Resten av turen ble til etter hvert, mens avtaler kom p\u00e5 plass.<\/p>\n<p><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21830\" src=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-2.jpg\" alt=\"1-2\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-2.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-2-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-2-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-2-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-2-696x392.jpg 696w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-2-1068x601.jpg 1068w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-2-747x420.jpg 747w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Her skulle det st\u00e5tt en smekker modell av et BA fly, men venninnen min gjemte den en gang hun var sur, og glemte hvor hun gjemte den. Jeg har fremdeles ikke funnet den igjen. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em>Reisebrevet kommer nok i s\u00e5nn passe antall deler:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Denne, som er introduksjon og turen til London<\/li>\n<li>British Airways Club World til Sao Paulo + connection til LATAM economy, videre til Foz do Iguazu (ble plutselig First til Sao Paulo)<\/li>\n<li>Paraguay (aner ikke hvor i Paraguay)<\/li>\n<li>Iguazu Falls<\/li>\n<li>LATAM Business Class til Bogota<\/li>\n<li>Bogota og Four Seasons Casa Medina<\/li>\n<li>Sao Paulo og Grand Hyatt<\/li>\n<li>Hjem med British Airways First<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Akkurat n\u00e5 sitter jeg i British Airways loungen i London\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dag 1 \u2013 avreise<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dagen begynner jo usedvanlig bra der hjemme. Det er hjemmekontor f\u00f8r avreise fra OSL kl 16.40. Elefanten min sitter og roper til det nye familiemedlemmet \u2013 Amazon Echo \u2013 som han har funnet ut at teknisk sett kan bestille sjokolade til han. Selv sitter jeg og driver med innsjekk.<\/p>\n<p>Det g\u00e5r ikke \u00e5 sjekke inn online med BA i dag, pga dokumentsjekk. Det g\u00e5r heller ikke \u00e5 sjekke inn fra Sao Paulo til Iguazu med LATAM. Men hotellene har begynt \u00e5 bekrefte at de kan komme og hente meg p\u00e5 flyplassene rundt om.<\/p>\n<p>Dog ikke i Iguazu. Der skal nemlig en annen fyr hente. Han skal jeg reise med til Paraguay, og i typisk stil synes han det er helt meningsl\u00f8st \u00e5 gi meg telefonnummeret sitt eller si hva vi faktisk skal i Paraguay. Jeg vet ikke engang hvor jeg skal i Paraguay, bare at jeg skal dit. Og sannsynligvis tilbake til Brasil-siden f\u00f8r kvelden er omme. Fint.<\/p>\n<p>Omsider dro jeg til flyplassen, og fikk et glimt av nye terminalen\u2026<\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21831\" src=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-3.jpg\" alt=\"1-3\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-3.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-3-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-3-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-3-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-3-696x392.jpg 696w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-3-1068x601.jpg 1068w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-3-747x420.jpg 747w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\" \/>\u00c5j \u00e5j \u00e5j, s\u00e5 fin terminal. H\u00f8y og brei og veldig terminal-aktig<\/em><\/p>\n<p>S\u00e5 bar det bortover til innsjekk hos BA. Det var jo ikke akkurat gigantisk k\u00f8 der, siden jeg var tidlig ute. Elefanten satte seg p\u00e5 check-in disken og veivet med armene og argumenterte for at nettopp han skulle f\u00e5 beste plassen i balja.<\/p>\n<p>Ikke vet jeg, for 99% av menneskeheten h\u00f8rer ikke n\u00e5r elefanten snakker, eller ser n\u00e5r han veiver med armene\u2026 men de siste 1% gj\u00f8r. Kanskje dette var en av dem, for uten dikkedarer fikk vi dette boarding kortet.<\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21829\" src=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-1.jpg\" alt=\"1-1\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-1.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-1-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-1-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-1-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-1-696x392.jpg 696w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-1-1068x601.jpg 1068w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-1-747x420.jpg 747w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\" \/>2F in yo\u2019 face!!!!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>2F er liksom sykt mye bedre enn 11B. En super ting med \u00e5 v\u00e6re \u201dMr. Wazoo\u201d hos et flyselskap med First Class i tillegg til Business Class er at du iblant blir oppgradert til nettopp First Class. Eller pysjamasklasse, som det egentlig heter.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u201d<em>R\u00e5kkestjerner flyr i Pysjnessclass.\u201d <\/em>\u2013 gn\u00e5ler elefanten entusiastisk. Han har allerede begynt \u00e5 lure p\u00e5 om de kommer til \u00e5 ha is og hvor lenge han f\u00e5r l\u00e5ne konfektesken.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e5 bar det opp i kantina (loungen). OSL-kantina! Noen synes SAS kantina er bedre enn OSL-kantina og disse personene er s\u00e5 klart skrotinger.<\/p>\n<p>Jeg kunne nevnt i fleng hvorfor, men lar heller bildene tale for seg:<\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21832\" src=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-4.jpg\" alt=\"1-4\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-4.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-4-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-4-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-4-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-4-696x392.jpg 696w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-4-1068x601.jpg 1068w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-4-747x420.jpg 747w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\" \/>I rest my case<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Vafler er best. Ingen lengter hjem n\u00e5r man har vafler. S\u00e5nn er det med den saken.<\/p>\n<p>En annen ting som trekker opp er at det \u00e5penbart ikke er noen sjakkspillere som driver den kantina. Alts\u00e5\u2026 hvilken sjakkspiller ville foret passasjerene med et tonn erter f\u00f8r long haul flighter?<\/p>\n<p>Sjakk er uansett for nybegynnere, s\u00e5 jeg kliner til med masse erter.<\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21833\" src=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-5.jpg\" alt=\"1-5\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-5.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-5-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-5-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-5-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-5-696x392.jpg 696w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-5-1068x601.jpg 1068w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-5-747x420.jpg 747w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\" \/>Legg merke til sjokoladekake i bakgrunnen\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p>S\u00e5 var det tid for \u00e5 g\u00e5 mot gate. En kompis holdt p\u00e5 \u00e5 misse flyet til London pga massive k\u00f8er i passkontrollen, s\u00e5 jeg ville:<\/p>\n<p>A: v\u00e6re sykt tidlig ute OG<br \/>\nB: drikke \u00f8l p\u00e5 non-schengen<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e5 non-schengen var det en Svensk dame som skulle synge et sted, men som hadde glemt det.<\/p>\n<p>Det var ogs\u00e5 et bittelite prevensjonsmiddel som overhodet ikke ville til London. I hvert fall ikke i dag og helst ikke i det hele tatt med mindre ett eller annet hun ikke visste hva var enda, men som hun ville ha n\u00e5 med det samme.<\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21834\" src=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-6.jpg\" alt=\"1-6\" width=\"720\" height=\"1280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-6.jpg 720w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-6-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-6-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-6-696x1237.jpg 696w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-6-236x420.jpg 236w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/>S\u00e5nn g\u00e5r dagene for sm\u00e5 skurkosauruser<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Og til syvende og sist boarding med denne A320\u2019en til London<\/p>\n<p><strong>Flight:<\/strong> BA767<br \/>\n<strong>Rute:<\/strong> Oslo \u2013 London<br \/>\n<strong>Klasse:<\/strong> Club Europe (business)<br \/>\n<strong>Sete:<\/strong> 1A (+B og C til elefanten)<br \/>\n<strong>Balje:<\/strong> Airbus A320<\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21835\" src=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-7.jpg\" alt=\"1-7\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-7.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-7-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-7-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-7-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-7-696x392.jpg 696w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-7-1068x601.jpg 1068w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-7-747x420.jpg 747w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\" \/>Trallabom trallabom trallabom<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Det var ikke spesielt fullt i dag, men et voksent ektepar som skulle til Cape Town hadde v\u00e6rt s\u00e5 usannsynlig frekke \u00e5 stjele stamrekka v\u00e5r. Vi (meg og elefanten, alts\u00e5) pleier \u00e5 ha 1D+E+F. I dag hadde vi 1A+B+C. #thestruggleisreal #soreal<\/p>\n<p>Faktisk var det ganske fullt foran gardina. 7 rader med Club Europe, hvorav de fleste setene var fulle. Bak var det nesten ingen.<\/p>\n<p>PROBLEM:<\/p>\n<p>Etter alle ertene hadde jeg jo st\u00e5lsatt meg p\u00e5 varm mat. I natt dr\u00f8mte jeg faktisk om de ulike m\u00e5ltidene jeg kunne risikere \u00e5 f\u00e5. Det kunne v\u00e6re pasta med scampi (den er helt sinnsykt god. \u00c5j\u00e5j\u00e5j\u00e5j\u00e5j!!! Det kunne v\u00e6re kyllingbryst surret i parmaskinke\u2026 \u00e5j\u00e5j\u00e5j\u2026)<\/p>\n<p>Men nei. Om vinteren g\u00e5r flighten f\u00f8r kl 17, s\u00e5 det var grevling.<\/p>\n<p>#strekiregninga<\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21836\" src=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-8.jpg\" alt=\"1-8\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-8.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-8-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-8-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-8-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-8-696x392.jpg 696w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-8-1068x601.jpg 1068w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-8-747x420.jpg 747w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\" \/>Noen kaller det afternoon tea, jeg kaller det skuffelse<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Stort mer er det jo ikke \u00e5 si om det. En dr\u00f8yt to timers flight til London har jo en viss begrensning for hvor mye som kan inntreffe.<\/p>\n<p>Men\u2026 om du har tenkt deg til Londonsk, og er villig til \u00e5 spytte i litt ekstra s\u00e5 er British Airways best p\u00e5 ruten.<\/p>\n<p>Period.<\/p>\n<p>De er den eneste som flyr skikkelig Business Class, har varme m\u00e5ltider (med unntak av kl 16:40 \u2013 Grrrrrrr), sperret midtsete og ekstra kule crew.<\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21837\" src=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-9.jpg\" alt=\"1-9\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-9.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-9-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-9-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-9-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-9-696x392.jpg 696w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-9-1068x601.jpg 1068w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-9-747x420.jpg 747w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\" \/>Ogs\u00e5 har de konverseringsmiddel<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dessuten koster det ikke mer enn SAS PLUS<\/p>\n<p>Uansett \u2013 neste stopp blir \u00e5 passere den hemmelige hvite d\u00f8ren p\u00e5 London Heathrow Terminal 5. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21840\" src=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-12.jpg\" alt=\"1-12\" width=\"1800\" height=\"1013\" srcset=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-12.jpg 1800w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-12-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-12-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-12-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-12-696x392.jpg 696w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-12-1068x601.jpg 1068w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-12-746x420.jpg 746w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1800px) 100vw, 1800px\" \/>Her kom ikke engang Jeremy Clarkson inn<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Vist nok betaler British Airways millioner av pund hvert \u00e5r for at passasjerer i First Class og innehavere av et s\u00e5kalt CCR-kort skal kunne g\u00e5 direkte inn i loungene her, istedenfor \u00e5 g\u00e5 via alle tax free butikkene. Det er ganske fett, og blir voktet som kronjuvelene.<\/p>\n<p>DIGRESJON:<br \/>\nDet dummeste du kan gj\u00f8re p\u00e5 LHR er \u00e5 fly denne balja:<\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21838\" src=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-10.jpg\" alt=\"1-10\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-10.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-10-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-10-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-10-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-10-696x392.jpg 696w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-10-1068x601.jpg 1068w, https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/11\/1-10-747x420.jpg 747w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\" \/>\u2026med mindre du liker \u00e5 spise i 4 timer<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Det lureste du kan gj\u00f8re\u2026 det er \u00e5 booke 18:40 avgangen til Madrid, operated by Iberia. Det er en long haul Airbus A340\u2026 til Madrid\u2026 for domestic poeng.<\/p>\n<p>Men ja. Det var Andy Pantz og Elefanten \u2013 peace out \u2013 fra Concorde Room p\u00e5 Heathrow.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Neste innlegg: British Airways Pysjamas \/ r\u00e5kkestjerne-class til Sao Paulo og videre med LATAM til Foz. <\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Har du sp\u00f8rsm\u00e5l eller kommentarer til Andy eller Fnate, setter vi pris p\u00e5 om du er med \u00e5 deler dette i v\u00e5rt forum som du kommer til ved \u00e5<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/meetingplace\/index.php?threads\/team-fnatstad-i-s%C3%B8r-amerika-sp%C3%B8rsm%C3%A5l-svar-og-kommentarer-her.314\/\" target=\"_blank\"> trykke her<\/a><\/strong>:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bli med Team Fnatstadbraathen p\u00e5 rundreise i Paraguay, Colombia, Iguazu Falls og Sao Paulo i Brasil. Sjekk ut LATAM Airlines og British Airways. En god miks av Economy, Business og First class, sett igjennom uprofesjonelle \u00f8yne. Da er det tid for Team Fnate \u00e5 reise p\u00e5 tur igjen. 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