{"id":21338,"date":"2016-11-11T06:45:15","date_gmt":"2016-11-11T05:45:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/?p=21338"},"modified":"2016-11-10T11:15:24","modified_gmt":"2016-11-10T10:15:24","slug":"fnate-niet-innstappen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/2016\/11\/11\/fnate-niet-innstappen\/","title":{"rendered":"Fnate: Niet Innstappen!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

– \u00abNiet Innstappen!!!!\u00bb<\/em> – Jeg kan h\u00f8re meg selv skrike det, hver natt. N\u00e5r jeg v\u00e5kner. V\u00e5t av svette. Skjelvende i skuffen min. Det skjer hver natt n\u00e5, og det blir gradvis verre. Det verste er at det ikke er noen lys i enden av tunellen.<\/p>\n

Det vil si\u2026 jo, det er det. Men jeg vet det er et godstog.<\/p>\n

\"20161103_192650\"<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hva er det jeg maser om n\u00e5 da? Jo, jeg skal reise i \u00f8konomiklasse til Junaiten. Riktignok premium \u00f8konomi. Jeg har jo pr\u00f8vd det f\u00f8r, sant. Men s\u00e5 inns\u00e5 til slutt Pappa at det ikke passer \u00e5 ha meg der, s\u00e5 vi har flydd klubbnessklasse hos BA p\u00e5 alle turer til Junaiten og s\u00e5nt i det siste. Tross alt, liksom.<\/p>\n

Men i det siste har Pappa begynt \u00e5 surre. I v\u00e5r booket han \u00f8konomiklasse 2 ganger til Boston, men det var tross alt med British Airways. Der er jeg jo selveste \u00abMr Wazoo<\/em>\u00bb, s\u00e5 den f\u00f8rste gangen kom de bak og hentet meg. \u2013 \u00abWhat are you doing here?\u00bb<\/em> – spurte en forvirret kabinsjef.<\/p>\n

– \u00abI am vansmekting. BADLY<\/em>\u00bb – gr\u00e5t jeg, f\u00f8r han hjalp meg og Pappa opp i klubbness kabinen.<\/p>\n

Men n\u00e5 er det ikke British Airways. N\u00e5 er det SAS til New York. Allerede i neste uke.<\/p>\n

Lakseekspressen.<\/p>\n

\"20161108_130125\"<\/p>\n

Hos SAS er jeg ikke \u00abMr Wazoo\u00bb\u2026 der er jeg bare en smurf med s\u00f8lvkort. Det blir neppe helt det samme.<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 n\u00e5 v\u00e5kner jeg hver natt med den samme dr\u00f8mmen der jeg holder meg fast i gardina, men blir slept klorende og sprellende bakover i balja\u2026 mens jeg skriker \u00abniet innstappen\u00bb\u2026 og synet av kaker og sjokolade forsvinner\u2026 f\u00f8r til slutt selv lukten av kake svinner<\/p>\n

Hver natt trekker jeg lukten av kake inn i snabelen en siste gang\u2026 f\u00f8r alt er borte og jeg blir stablet ned i lasterommet bak gardina\u2026 og v\u00e5kner med et skrik.<\/p>\n

S\u00e5nt gj\u00f8r en liten Fnat tankefull.<\/p>\n

\"20161108_095815\"<\/p>\n

Man skulle ogs\u00e5 kanskje tenke at dette var et helt forbig\u00e5ende tilfelle, men det blir faktisk verre. Ikke bedre. I januar skal vi til Las Vegas. Gjett hvordan vi skal fly?<\/p>\n

Hint: Godstog i enden av tunellen.<\/p>\n

\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<\/p>\n

Har du ikke f\u00e5tt med deg de tidligere innleggene i Fnates Corner, finner du dem her:<\/em><\/p>\n

M\u00f8t v\u00e5r nye stjerneblogger: Fnate!<\/a><\/h3>\n

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Fnates Corner: Verdens beste hotell<\/a><\/h3>\n

Fnate: Hvordan unng\u00e5 misunnelse for reisene dine<\/a><\/h3>\n

Fnate streiker<\/a><\/h3>\n

Fnate tester Finnair Fnatness Class<\/a><\/h3>\n

Og hvis ikke det er nok, kan du bes\u00f8ke Fnate sin egen blogg p\u00e5 fnate.blogg.no<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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