{"id":20893,"date":"2016-10-21T06:50:34","date_gmt":"2016-10-21T04:50:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/?p=20893"},"modified":"2016-10-20T14:35:57","modified_gmt":"2016-10-20T12:35:57","slug":"fnate-moose-bound-nar-jakta-starter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/2016\/10\/21\/fnate-moose-bound-nar-jakta-starter\/","title":{"rendered":"Fnate: \u201cMoose Bound\u201d \u2013 N\u00e5r jakta starter"},"content":{"rendered":"

De fleste av dere vet ikke hvordan det er \u00e5 bli jaktet p\u00e5. Det skal dere v\u00e6re glade for. Bestekompisen min, Helge, blir jaktet p\u00e5 en gang i \u00e5ret. Kjenner man en som han s\u00e5 forst\u00e5r man hvorfor folk r\u00f8mmer fra hjemmene sine.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I motsetning til mange andre m\u00e5 Helge r\u00f8mme fra<\/strong> Norge. Ikke til. \u00c5rsaken er hva han kaller The Purge \u2013 <\/em>eller \u201djakta\u201d som enkelte andre kaller det. En tradisjon der vanlige mennesker plutselig bestemmer seg for \u00e5 l\u00f8pe ut i skogen og skyte gode (gudfryktige og skattebetalende) elger som Helge.<\/p>\n

Helge er ikke dum, Helge r\u00f8mmer. Jeg er heller ikke dum, jeg blir med. Pappa er litt sm\u00e5-dum, han betaler.<\/p>\n

Uansett er det trist \u00e5 v\u00e6re p\u00e5 flukt. Mange kaller kanskje Helge en lykkejeger, men han f\u00f8ler seg alt annet enn lykkelig n\u00e5r han sitter der og titter ut vinduet. Nok en gang p\u00e5 flukt.<\/p>\n

\"fnate-3-pa-rommen\"Det \u00e5 m\u00e5tte r\u00f8mme for \u00e5 redde livet er en spesiell f\u00f8lelse.<\/p>\n

Det eneste positive med \u00e5 v\u00e6re flyktning er servicen underveis. Den er nemlig storveis. Om man flykter dit Helge flykter begynner man flukten med \u00e5 ha sitt eget avlukke. Folk kommer jevnlig l\u00f8pende med brus og rabarbrapudding, og man kan snakke sammen i fred.<\/p>\n

\"fnate-1-avlukke\"Det er ikke sikkert det er s\u00e5nn p\u00e5 samtlige fluktruter, men p\u00e5 Helge sin er del to av flukten den mest behagelige. Man er liksom langt nok unna til at man begynner \u00e5 f\u00f8le at \u201dgodstoget i hodet\u201d bremser, og man kan begynne \u00e5 slippe skuldrene ned.<\/p>\n

Da kommer ogs\u00e5 personalet l\u00f8pende med dyner og puter. Det er b\u00e5de praktisk, og hjelper \u00a0bittelitt p\u00e5 f\u00f8lelsene.<\/p>\n

\"fnate-4-sove-ut\"Og hvor er det Helge flykter hvert \u00e5r? Jo, det er jo noks\u00e5 \u00e5penbart om man tenker seg om. Helge r\u00f8mmer til 83012 MOOSE, WY.<\/p>\n

\"fnate-5-pa-plass\"Der har de, p\u00e5 samme m\u00e5te som i Norge, gjort om et hotell til flyktningmottak. I Moose, WY, er det Four Seasons som driver mottaket, og det er av helt ok kvalitet. De hoster ofte opp litt sjokoladedyppede jordb\u00e6r som velkomstsnacks. De har peis, veranda og en god seng.<\/p>\n

\"fnate-6-velkomst\"<\/p>\n

Men det er tungt \u00e5 flykte fra sin egen Bestemor og der man synes det er trygt. Man kan si hva man vil om \u00e5 leve et luksusliv p\u00e5 tur, men Helge ville jo gjerne visst at han kunne kommet trygt hjem n\u00e5r han ville. At han selv kunne bestemme n\u00e5r han dro p\u00e5 tur. At folk ikke jaktet p\u00e5 s\u00e5nne som han, bare fordi han gav dem et horn i siden (bare iblant)\u2026 at han kunne v\u00e6re hjemme hos matmor \u2013 han er sikker p\u00e5 at hun har rullekake\u2026<\/p>\n

NYBAKT!!<\/p>\n

P\u00e5 samme side er det ikke like fin utsikt hjemme.<\/p>\n

\"fnate-2-mooseview\"Det blir ikke helt det samme \u00e5 sitte p\u00e5 Str\u00f8mmen og myse opp mot br\u00e5teskogen. Selv om Bestemor har en fin hage.<\/p>\n

Pointet er \u2013 det er lett \u00e5 skj\u00e6re flyktninger under en kam (eller over? Hvilken side av kammen er det egentlig? Og kan man skj\u00e6re med en vanlig kam?). Men f\u00f8lelsene b\u00e6rer fremdeles preg av at man ikke selv er herre over det som skjer.<\/p>\n

Selv om det er vanskelig \u00e5 ikke smile n\u00e5r man stapper et helt jordb\u00e6r i munnen uten \u00e5 tygge…..<\/p>\n

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Har du ikke f\u00e5tt med deg de tidligere innleggene i Fnates Corner, finner du dem her:<\/em><\/p>\n

M\u00f8t v\u00e5r nye stjerneblogger: Fnate!<\/a><\/h3>\n

Fnates reisetips for Russland<\/a><\/h3>\n

Fnates Corner: Verdens beste hotell<\/a><\/h3>\n

Fnate: Hvordan unng\u00e5 misunnelse for reisene dine<\/a><\/h3>\n

Og hvis ikke det er nok, kan du bes\u00f8ke Fnate sin egen blogg p\u00e5 fnate.blogg.no<\/p>\n

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De fleste av dere vet ikke hvordan det er \u00e5 bli jaktet p\u00e5. Det skal dere v\u00e6re glade for. Bestekompisen min, Helge, blir jaktet p\u00e5 en gang i \u00e5ret. Kjenner man en som han s\u00e5 forst\u00e5r man hvorfor folk r\u00f8mmer fra hjemmene sine. I motsetning til mange andre m\u00e5 Helge r\u00f8mme fra Norge. 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