{"id":20035,"date":"2016-09-23T07:10:58","date_gmt":"2016-09-23T05:10:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/?p=20035"},"modified":"2016-09-23T10:36:18","modified_gmt":"2016-09-23T08:36:18","slug":"mot-fnate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/finalcall.demowebprojects.com\/no\/2016\/09\/23\/mot-fnate\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u00f8t v\u00e5r nye stjerneblogger: Fnate!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hallooooo<\/strong><\/p>\n

Her kommer Fnate\u2019s h\u00f6rna. S\u00e5nn omtrent hver fredag. Eventuelt HELT plutselig.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Fnate er kort og godt en bitteliten fyr som reiser mye, og som skriver om reiseverden sett fra 2 \u00f8yne ca 10 centimeter over bakken. Eventuelt 10 000 meter og 10 centimeter. Og n\u00e5r vi er inne p\u00e5 det\u2026 hvordan kan man vite at det ikke er 10 000 meter og nedover? Er det gulvet som er i 10 000 meters h\u00f8yde? Eller taket? Hvordan stiller dette seg om man flyr over Australia. Eventuelt New Zealand. Kiwier kan ikke fly, men allikevel har de et flyselskap. Air New Zealand.<\/p>\n

P\u00e5 Air New Zealand har de kake. Store bokser med kake, og Fnate elsker \u00e5 fly Air New Zealand.<\/p>\n

Dessverre reiser Fnate, nesten, alltid med en umulig Pappa\u2026 som p\u00e5 ingen m\u00e5te vier Fnate nok oppmerksomhet.<\/p>\n

\"fnate-i-senga-2\"
N\u00e5r pappa er helt umulig hender det at flyvertinnene tar kontroll og s\u00f8rger for at Fnate f\u00e5r egen seng.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

British Airways, derimot. De gj\u00f8r det. Fnate liker British Airways. Spesielt Club World setene i andre etasje p\u00e5 Jumbojet. 62K er stamsetet til Fnate, og der har de en skuff ved setet. Fnate har skuffen som base camp p\u00e5 turene sine. Et av favorittprosjektene hans er \u00e5 l\u00f8pe som tusan ut i galley for \u00e5 raide Club Kitchen (en brus og kakebuffet for business class). Han tar fanget fullt, og l\u00f8per som en stukket gris tilbake til 62K, lesser alt oppi skuffen og gjemmer seg.<\/p>\n

\u2013 \u00abom de sp\u00f8r s\u00e5 er jeg ikke her, Pappa\u00bb – <\/em><\/p>\n

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Fnate i sin faste plass i skuffen ved sete 62K p\u00e5 British Airways Boeing 747-400<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Fnate er superstjerne p\u00e5 British Airways og har f\u00e5tt eget s\u00f8lvkort i British Airways Executive Club. Det betyr at han blant annet kan g\u00e5 i loungen alene, om Pappa er for<\/em> umulig. De har gjort mye rart for han, som \u00e5 g\u00e5 i kofferten til 3Pappa og hente han, hvis Pappa er s\u00e5 ufin \u00e5 ikke la han slippe ut.<\/p>\n

Ingen vet helt hvor Fnate kommer fra, men det som er kjent er at Pappa\u2019s eks-kj\u00e6reste kom slepende med han for noen \u00e5r siden. Hun ringte p\u00e5, rakte frem Fnate til Pappa og sa \u2013 \u00abhan her er din\u00bb. S\u00e5nn var det med den saken. Fnate mener selv at han stammer fra Jean D\u2019Fnat, som i hine h\u00e5rde dager presterte \u00e5 okkupere en hel skuffeseksjon og holde denne frem til de gikk tomme for Cola og jordb\u00e6risen smeltet. Det har v\u00e6rt vanskelig \u00e5 verifisere dette.<\/p>\n

\"Fnate
Fnate liker is, men Coca Cola og Japp er favorittene. Og kake da!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Uansett har Fnate bodd hos Pappa, og v\u00e6rt med verden rundt. Han har egne visittkort, der det st\u00e5r \u00abvelferdsoffiser\u00bb. For det er jobben hans. Han skal s\u00f8rge for generell velferd, som fulle minibarer og at man ikke flyr R\u00f8dsnuter<\/em> (Norwegian). Flyes det r\u00f8dsnuter kan Fnate fakturere smusstillegg. Han har hatt gjesteoppdrag der han har hatt OD-dag i Viasat og Narvesen. Han har ogs\u00e5 reist alene p\u00e5 Korean frakteflyet til Seoul. Der var han p\u00e5 kurs, f\u00f8r han ble sendt hjem igjen. Ja\u2026 s\u00e5 har han blogget i flere \u00e5r, p\u00e5 www.fnate.blogg.no<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Men det som kommer her\u2026 det blir nok mer reiserelatert. Fnate \u00f8nsker nemlig selv \u00e5 kommentere hendelser og muligheter p\u00e5 reise. Kanskje utf\u00f8re noen sv\u00e6rt h\u00f8ytidelige produkttester med dynamisk poengskala.<\/p>\n

Kanskje klage litt. Ikke mye. Men litt\u2026 ok, kanskje kjempelitt\u2026 og som Danskene sier\u2026 det var da s\u00e5 lidt. Skikkelig litt, liksom<\/p>\n

Om han skal komme med et lite tips s\u00e5nn helt p\u00e5 tampen\u2026 om du flyr Brussels Airlines til USA s\u00e5 f\u00e5r du konfekteske f\u00f8r landing. Om du er skikkelig lur, st\u00e5r du opp f\u00f8r reisef\u00f8lget og spiser sjokoladen. Da slipper du \u00e5 dele. Klokkereint.<\/p>\n

Sees neste fredag. Ellerno\u2019<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Fnate –<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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